Privacy, in plain noodles.
Short version: we don't make you log in, we don't sell anything, and we collect the bare minimum needed to keep the lights on.
Last updated: May 12, 2026
What we collect
- · Saved items. Countries and comparisons you save are stored in your browser's local storage. They never touch our servers.
- · Analytics. We use privacy-respecting analytics to count page views and roughly which pages are popular. No personal profiles, no cross-site tracking.
- · Feedback. If you submit feedback through the slurp-feedback button, we receive the text you wrote and (optionally) the email you give us.
What we don't collect
- · Names, addresses, or financial details.
- · The values you type into the calculators (they stay in your browser).
- · Any identifying information without your consent.
Cookies
We use a small number of strictly-necessary cookies (or local storage) to remember your saved items and your theme preference. No advertising cookies, no third-party trackers chasing you around the internet.
Third parties
The site is hosted on Lovable Cloud. Our AI-powered features (country face-off verdicts, etc.) send your selected countries — not personal data — to a managed AI provider for inference.
Your rights
You can clear your local saved items at any time from the Saved page, or by clearing site data in your browser. For requests regarding feedback you sent us (deletion, export), email hello@noodlepants.com.
Changes to this policy
If we change anything material, we'll update the "Last updated" date above and, where appropriate, flag it on the homepage. No sneaky midnight rewrites.